I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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