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  • Breakfast of champions in Dallas Texas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:45am
  • Anal...all problems solved!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:13pm
  • "here, have some more eggs, you'll need them"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:16pm
  • Hey, he's cooking breakfast. Who cares what the fuck he puts in it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:56am
  • Wrap it up and this 40$ she is gonna spend for plan b could be prevented.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:34pm
  • hahahaha! all you bitches pulling the "what an asshole" card can shove it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:28pm
  • A drunk driver crashes into the living room of a house killing a woman. Whose fault is it? The woman's for not being in the kitchen. 12:08 is right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:13pm
  • And a nice piss in her ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:59pm
  • Women's rights is a joke. You fuckers need to learn your place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:36pm
  • Why can't these people take a joke!?! Like Carlos once said... If you can take a dick you should be able to take a joke!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:12pm
  • Maybe you should have used a condom, derelict

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:32pm
  • I agree with 1:21 That's not something to joke about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:09pm
  • Men pull out. Women swallow. That's equal share of the responsibility that is birth control

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:48pm
  • 12:08 you are a piece of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:21pm
  • If you both decide not to use protection or if something happen to the condom, it's still the woman's right to carry the child and no man has the right to slip a plan b in. Though this was clearly a joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:28pm
  • like a condom always works? haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:02pm
  • What does women swallowing have to do with birth control? Nothing, so that was stupid and not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:50pm
  • The douchebag who didn't wrap it is gonna be paying for it..and putting it in the omelette. Really stupid idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:37pm
  • beats giving her a hanger as a thank-you present...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:17pm
  • Atta boy Thats using your head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:52am
  • The condom may have broken retard. It happened to my girl and I

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:49pm
  • To entry 1:39 shut the fuck up. Get ur p.HD in gynocology then preach your bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:46am
  • 8:14(2) you, sir, are a dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:15pm
  • I agree with 5:58. This was funny!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:14am
  • Eggs for your eggs?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:29pm
  • sounds like a roofie night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:33pm
  • And that's how a real man takes care of shit. No baby mama drama.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:14pm
  • I'm a woman. with no rights. this is hilarious. no one even likes babies. better a pill in an omelet than a newborn in the trash :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:08pm
    • No one likes babies? What the hell? I personally think they are adorable.

      Submitted by polkadot on Feb 15, 10 at 6:00pm
  • Please stop using this website to proselytize/moralize. It is annoying, this website honors and celebrates depraved living. Spend your time doing other things, like reading the bible or feeding the homeless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:58pm
  • Wait...what if she has an anaphylactic reaction to Plan B? Do you know for a fact that she has no med allergies? Giving a person meds without their knowledge is illegal, nimrod. Not only is this really irresponsible, it's dangerous as hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:39am
  • 8:39 you're right, but why should the woman have to use plan b, when it can all be avoided with you just using a condom?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:44pm
  • 5:58 can lick my jock!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:27pm
  • If your a female having sex all the time maybe it's a good idea to go on the pill..and yeah I agree that both men and women should carry condoms

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:54pm
  • Mmm breakfast of champions!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:53pm
  • If the condom broke then I'm sure the girl would be more than willing to take plan b. Why do you have to be a dick and put it in an omelette?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:51pm
  • 4 real u don't know what Plan B is??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:36am
  • like others have said..it was a fucking joke. move on. no need to stress over a text message that has nothing to do with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:28pm
  • Gee, I'm sure she'd get suspicious of your absence while you drive around town trying to find a pharmacy that stocks plan b because so many pharmacists who didn't think their job through and obviously didn't study medicine won't carry it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:51am
  • and as a response to 8:50 waaaaaaay up there Women swallowing is a form of birth control...and it is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:09pm
  • EVERYONE CALM DOWN this is funny and most likely a joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Not everything is solved with a condom. They break, dumbasses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:53pm
  • contraception is equally the responsibility of the woman, so spare me the bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:39pm
  • Omg it's a clever text, laugh and move on. If you're so interested in womens rights, get politically active and defeat the psychos trying to ban abortion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:55pm
  • What the hell is 5:58 doing on this site if they don't approve what is on here!!! What an idiot!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:08pm
  • Gotta love how people take a site that is meant for entertainment purposes and turn it into political and scientific discussion. It's suppossed to be FUNNY, get over it. By the way, love this text haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:47am
  • Jesus Christ, just chill the fuck out. It was funny now stfu.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:55pm
  • 1:39, seriously?? Calm down. I'm a girl and I think this funny. It's a joke. Lighten up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:10am
  • Bareback feels better. I don't understand. Have you never had sex without a condom?

    Submitted by IzzyInsanity on Feb 21, 11 at 4:30am
  • I take plan B more then I take Advil

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:46pm
  • it would be cheaper to "accidently" push her down some stairs...duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:07pm
  • Men can buy Plan B 8:34 hence him putting it in the omlette. Way to be responsible OP I like you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:33am
  • Best omelette EVAAR!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:20am
  • wow 4:51 you obviously don't know about pharmacy. It is a pharmacist's right to refuse to sell Plan B. They can refer you to someone that will, but they do not have to be the one to sell it. And yes, they do study medicine and they do think their job through. You're the one that is uninformed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:41pm
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