why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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