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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?

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Submitted by Sumphantasmo on Jul 27, 10 at 4:15pm

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Homeless with a cell phone to text. Impressive.

Submitted by flaunn on Jul 27, 10 at 7:57pm

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Rule 72: When you do not have housing, some must be found. ( hide in clothes racks at walmart till they close, best house you could ever want!!!)

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 27, 10 at 7:00pm

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- I prefer the tents myself.
  
  Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 27, 10 at 11:49pm
  
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- Walmart never closes...its always there for you
  
  Submitted by OSU_girl on Jul 28, 10 at 2:07am
  
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  - not all of them are open 24 hours a day...
    
    Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 28, 10 at 3:25am
    
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calling bullshit

Submitted by mattybigstick on Jul 27, 10 at 4:27pm

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Flaunn, fck you. I was homeless for a year and had a cell phone. A prepaid phone is easier to pay for than rent and utilities.

Submitted by itouch on Jul 28, 10 at 1:59am

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Because, I migrate weekly...

Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 27, 10 at 5:12pm

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Hahaha I work at a CVS, better check the bathroom tmr

Submitted by upstater on Jul 27, 10 at 10:41pm

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I'm a cvs pharmacist and this is fucking funny!!!!

Submitted by mtmcpher on Jul 27, 10 at 8:31pm

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- Im not a cvs pharmacist,and its still funny!!!!!!!!!
  
  Submitted by stev1995 on Jul 28, 10 at 8:54am
  
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Hey rule book guy, walmarts are 24 hours. Rule 980: If you're a troll, get your shit straight.

Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 27, 10 at 11:29pm

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- You're fucking retarded, not all Walmarts are 24 hours twat face.
  
  Submitted by Poop_Rocks on Jul 28, 10 at 1:32am
  
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  - ive never seen a Walmart closed you cuntwaffle.
    
    Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 28, 10 at 2:07pm
    
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    Oh so since you haven't seen it that makes it not true?
    
    Submitted by Iheartlittleboys on Jul 28, 10 at 2:34pm
    
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    that is exactly right. since i have been to walmarts in 46 states and have never come across one closed...
    
    Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 28, 10 at 3:43pm
    
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Hey lockdown23 don't forget Rule 1012: When insulting a troll don't be retarded.

Submitted by Iheartlittleboys on Jul 28, 10 at 1:23am

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Champ.

Submitted by ahakalmazian on Jul 27, 10 at 4:08pm

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my mom works there..... x)

Submitted by kirstenwenger on Jul 28, 10 at 1:41am

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First time for everything

Submitted by austin1880 on Jul 28, 10 at 12:18am

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Ahh the ol' fake text. Classic.

Submitted by AhhClassic on Jul 28, 10 at 12:13am

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Hey lockdown while I think ur cuntwaffle comments funny ur retarted bc at least three walmarts near me close at 9 and 10oclock soooo your totally speaking out of your ass

Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 28, 10 at 5:43pm

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well good job you just gave away their hiding spot.

Submitted by atlantictitty on Jul 28, 10 at 1:47am

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Haha I find it funny people actually spend enough time on here to have full arguments. And really, acting tough over the Internet? What are we, in highschool? Pretty pathetic.

Submitted by smithr380 on Jul 29, 10 at 1:21am

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Toolbook likes the cock!

Submitted by Nahvis on Jul 28, 10 at 1:22am

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You're*

Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 27, 10 at 4:50pm

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classy.

Submitted by iamamazing on Jul 27, 10 at 5:08pm

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Hot.

Submitted by RiotxBaby on Jul 27, 10 at 4:06pm

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Lolwut

Submitted by sgtbagel on Jul 27, 10 at 4:16pm

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alil redundant but some walmarts are open 24 hrs like now im taking a shit at walmart but im on the clock working as a stocker

Submitted by codered707 on Jul 28, 10 at 6:26am

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Would the OP care to elaborate and specify exactly which CVS in the 773 this is?

Submitted by blackhat2k13 on Jul 28, 10 at 1:21am

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Lol ignorance is bliss

Submitted by alcamatous on Jul 27, 10 at 5:27pm

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Hey twat face you have apparently not been to wal mart in Louisiana. We have one that closes at 10. So shut your fuckin cum dumpster you nut tic

Submitted by stevejarrell on Jul 28, 10 at 10:24pm

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Because it's CVS and only morons work there

Submitted by janeblushes on Jul 27, 10 at 11:05pm

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Not all walmarts are 24 hrs

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 28, 10 at 12:34am

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the ole whore hideout

Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 27, 10 at 5:55pm

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Haha

Submitted by munchies2231 on Jul 27, 10 at 8:35pm

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I hate when people correct other peoples grammer. Seriously? Is that what you do with youre life? (and for those of you whose iq's are under 20, yes, I intentionally put youre, not your)

Submitted by HCHxAssassin on Jul 29, 10 at 2:44am

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Cvs must only hire dumbass cause there about that way in the carolinas

Submitted by canipe2006 on Jul 28, 10 at 2:05am

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You spell grammar with an -ar

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 10 at 6:23pm

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First

Submitted by goefurself on Jul 27, 10 at 4:04pm

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Submitted by Sumphantasmo on Jul 27, 10 at 4:15pm

Submitted by flaunn on Jul 27, 10 at 7:57pm

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 27, 10 at 7:00pm

Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 27, 10 at 11:49pm

Submitted by OSU_girl on Jul 28, 10 at 2:07am

Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 28, 10 at 3:25am

Submitted by mattybigstick on Jul 27, 10 at 4:27pm

Submitted by itouch on Jul 28, 10 at 1:59am

Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 27, 10 at 5:12pm

Submitted by upstater on Jul 27, 10 at 10:41pm

Submitted by mtmcpher on Jul 27, 10 at 8:31pm

Submitted by stev1995 on Jul 28, 10 at 8:54am

Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 27, 10 at 11:29pm

Submitted by Poop_Rocks on Jul 28, 10 at 1:32am

Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 28, 10 at 2:07pm

Submitted by Iheartlittleboys on Jul 28, 10 at 2:34pm

Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 28, 10 at 3:43pm

Submitted by Iheartlittleboys on Jul 28, 10 at 1:23am

Submitted by ahakalmazian on Jul 27, 10 at 4:08pm

Submitted by kirstenwenger on Jul 28, 10 at 1:41am

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Submitted by codered707 on Jul 28, 10 at 6:26am

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Submitted by alcamatous on Jul 27, 10 at 5:27pm

Submitted by stevejarrell on Jul 28, 10 at 10:24pm

Submitted by janeblushes on Jul 27, 10 at 11:05pm

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 28, 10 at 12:34am

Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 27, 10 at 5:55pm

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