what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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