I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
