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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing

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Ew why would you WANT to do it ten feet away from ur rents

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:50pm

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Good thing you have a chode for a dick. A real man would have made her scream

Submitted by AnonymousTaint on Feb 16, 10 at 5:21pm

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In soviet Russia your parents would sell your skanky pussy for a loaf of bread

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:02pm

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Probably a wall between them. That's my vote.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:29pm

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- And 10 feet away is probably all the way on the other side of the trailer.
  
  Submitted by Britbrat20 on Feb 16, 10 at 10:20pm
  
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- been there done that...a wall is always a necessity
  
  Submitted by sequioa on Feb 17, 10 at 2:38am
  
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They didn't notice because they were fucking too

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:46pm

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They were probably in a different room...or one party was outside and the other was inside. I doubt thatthere was NO separation between them.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:52pm

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been there done that. lots of skill lol

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:34pm

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Bullshit

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:57am

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429: i like how you think. There may have even been a ceiling between them

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:39pm

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how is that possible?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:25pm

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I wanna tickle your belly button ..... From the inside - priceless

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:42pm

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Only in America

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:25pm

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So what are you saying? You're murderers AND exhibitionists for dead corpses? A necrobitionist???0.o

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:02am

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That? That's talent.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:44am

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Not a whore. I'm proud

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:35pm

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I expect more from Tampa!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:28pm

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WTF vvvvv issues

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:36pm

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Fakeeeee!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:11pm

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they probably did and just didn't want to say anything

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:11pm

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Best--so fucking hot

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:41pm

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I think it's really 2 feet if ceiling btw their room and your "apartment" in their basement

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:53pm

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Represent tampaaaa!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:22pm

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i like how everyone assumes it's a girl. it could of been two fags for all I know

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:08pm

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@4:52...stfu you don't know

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:54pm

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who says they were even having sex? my guess is yoga and we all just assume.

Submitted by SHREDtheCELLO on Feb 17, 10 at 4:41pm

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Amazing. Keep up the good work.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:35pm

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They didn't look but they can smell your dirty ass crotch from wherever they are.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:09pm

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Or under a blanket while watching the news

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:40pm

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Keep it classy, Tampaa

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:19pm

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@ 4:28 Right!! Take your ass back to Plant City you piece of shit OP!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:36pm

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Damn

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:43pm

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Your probably a 15 year old slut. And your parents are obviously trash because unless you were in a different room they definentley saw your skank ass. Disgusting.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:32pm

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me to on there kitchen counter

Submitted by haveaboner on Feb 21, 10 at 3:34pm

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Disrespectful lil prick!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:31am

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Yessssss soviet Russia!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:30pm

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I'd say ceiling and hard silence

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:41pm

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Howwwwwwww??

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:27pm

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Suuuure you did.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:24pm

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Too obviously suck and have a pencil dick if she didn't make ANY noise.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:42pm

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they noticed.

Submitted by Myshellie on Jan 16, 11 at 3:57am

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who's to say they were having sex? it was probably yoga and we all just assume.

Submitted by SHREDtheCELLO on Feb 17, 10 at 8:50pm

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Easy, just have the bitch bite a fucking nap pillow

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:47pm

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Fuck soviet Russia

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:13pm

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They noticed but you're such a whore they expect it! No one brags about that!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:25pm

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everybody is hating but this is beautiful...

Submitted by bc608 on Feb 1, 11 at 12:22pm

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First

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:24pm

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Incest is the best sex you can have. Just the other day I porked my mother and sister at the same time.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:03pm

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You slut, your parents secretly enjoy listening to their teenage daughters fucking

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:42pm

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they were taking notes...

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 16, 10 at 4:33pm

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Wow. Fuckin' skill.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:24am

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Been there...several times. Once In the van with her brother, sister, and parents in there. A little nerve racking, but that's what made it exciting.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:39pm

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I say the door was cracked and they were around the cornor watching the Olympics and it had to of been on valentines day congrats my friend... Trashy hoes forever

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:02pm

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Boody calls.

Submitted by agentorange on Feb 16, 10 at 5:37pm

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First to say first !!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:24pm

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LIE. LIE. LIE. LIE. And may I add LOSER.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:31am

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Bravo dude... bravo.

Submitted by ladykatie09 on Apr 26, 10 at 4:27pm

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It's called "pretending not to notice."

Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 17, 10 at 3:46am

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Fucking whore !!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:59pm

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Howwwwwwwww??

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:27pm

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I vote true, thumbs up

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:37pm

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@11:39 BuLLSHIT

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:45am

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Trust me. They knew.

Submitted by Ela on Feb 17, 10 at 4:26am

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Soooo fake

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:49pm

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- you are really cool
  
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fucking sick. get the fuck out of life.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:26am

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haha sweeeeett

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:14am

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I've done that shit before not 5 positions though.

Submitted by tylerrod45 on Mar 7, 10 at 2:17pm

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