Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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