ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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