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  I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.

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• Because the fire fighter is a necrophiliac?

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 16, 12 at 5:36pm

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• Just tell him u wanna f**k. They're just like rock stars....doin it for the ladies.

  Submitted by kittymuchlike on Sep 16, 12 at 7:19pm

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  • because we are rockstars...

    Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 17, 12 at 2:08pm

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• At CasualCynic- I believe the implication is that OP will feign respiratory distress in order to get him to use CPR (perhaps they don't realize that CPR generally break the sternum).

  Submitted by thatgirlinoregon on Sep 16, 12 at 4:11pm

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  • and that any respectable fire fighter and/or EMT would use a mouth to mouth barrier, if not a bag valve mask. I sure as shit wouldn't give some Firefighter fangirl straight mouth to mouth.

    Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 16, 12 at 5:24pm

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    • Dick to mouth. With body substance isolation barrier.

      Submitted by GutterBalls on Sep 16, 12 at 9:39pm

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      • i'm glad someone got what I was sayin... lol +1 internets to you sir/madam

        Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 17, 12 at 2:07pm

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  • That's a lot of work just for mouth to mouth. And quite stupid.

    Submitted by CasualCynic on Sep 16, 12 at 6:29pm

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  • If CPR is done correctly you will break ribs.

    Submitted by mumfackler on Sep 23, 12 at 5:55am

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• he just walks away

  Submitted by adrianE3C on Sep 16, 12 at 4:40pm

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• Smoking hot man willing to risk his life for others at the drop of a match and you're ready to fake your death and break his heart...at one point did this seem like a good idea to you?

  Submitted by CasualCynic on Sep 16, 12 at 2:21pm

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  • fucking android phone *what, not one... but I guess it could work... No, not really.

    Submitted by CasualCynic on Sep 16, 12 at 2:24pm

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