oh yo dawg das hilariuz this one time i was be fuckin dis ho with a shaved vag and her momma walk in da room with dis hairy bush and she be all like WHAAAA can i suck yo dick? and i was like oh ho u naaasty....Then we had a cup of tea, and she left peacefully after she shaved that shit.
You probably are pregnant. And in 3 years, you will be on the Maury Povich show, running offstage, crying, after he's told the 7th guy you brought on ... "You are NOT the father."
ive found the answer a friend gives you when you have this convo can discipher a true friend test...best responses ive heard "of course your not pregger" and "youre not...but if you are id meet you at the top of a flight of stairs"
ha ha i'm that friend thats like...no your not pregnant... you just randomly haven't had ur period in 8 months and u eat a lot thats why you look like a whale.. ps can I be the god mother?
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