Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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