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  I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.

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• You had to be really fucking annoying for him to turn down sex.

  Submitted by divrekku on Mar 15, 13 at 9:22pm

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• drunk you is an idiot

  Submitted by corrond56 on Mar 15, 13 at 3:34pm

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• drunk you should stay away from utensils

  Submitted by ledonna on Mar 20, 13 at 2:07am

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• Lmao! Squished it out

  Submitted by Cwwatson43 on Mar 23, 13 at 9:45pm

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• Drunk you should have saved that for after sex.

  Submitted by krashski35 on Mar 15, 13 at 11:09pm

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