How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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