Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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