I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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