What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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