Actually, I'm a girl and even though it would be quite socially acceptable for me to like girls, I like dick quite a lot. Good try on that insult though....
David Schulberg, I'm a very serious about this propostion sir!! I've alway gone by the statement of home is where you make it, and no I don't like to see homo's naked!! You bring your hunger and enthusiasm, I will bring the pretzels and water!!
Sincerely, Matthew Zimmerman
PS- I did not have sexual relations with that woman!!
I'm that kid that made fun of you when you were growing up. I'm sorry if that made you resort to getting anonymous attention on a website. Sweet life you have.
COL (*chuckle out loud*), in that case well played Matthew, well played indeed sir!! Great to have found a new friend onboard TFLN.
Cheers, David Schulberg
Too late you whore. I saw you talking with another man in one of the other threads. You bitch. You said it was "love"! You lied through your teeth to me! You bitch!
How can one love when the instrument he loves with has been callously broken by some whore called Roxy.
Fuck you,
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im highly doubting thst your a girl, and wven if you were, you should know that trolls (me) pretty much post fucking retarted
comments without thinking about them
I just spent 20 minutes trying to figure out what the word uni-ronically meant. Somehow thought it was a simpler version of bionically, like maybe only the $3 Million Dollar Man.
Oh sweetheart, I am so sorry for my brief absence. I have to grace other threads with my presence. Well tell me more about your self; the old age, sex, location routine, if you will.
It depends how serious you are Matthew! I may not not have the money but I've got the hunger amd enthusiasm. I must say, I did not expect to receive such a proposition when I woke up this morning!
Happily, David Schulberg
Roxy, my number is 61 465 388 912, please give me a call sometime as I haven't had a date, let alone a lay in a very long time. Seriously (not said in Heath Ledger's "The Joker" voice).
This is monumental occasion for us Mr. Schulberg!! We are the men that can see in a land of blind people, I think we should jointly sue TFLN and take over it's marketshare, what say you my friend??
Regards, Matthew Zimmerman
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