Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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