we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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