i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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