Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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