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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...

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She should be more upset that Michigan took it in the ass today by OSU

Submitted by katb on Nov 27, 10 at 4:55pm

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That's because you're a cunt! GO BUCKS!!

Submitted by Slappy0605 on Nov 27, 10 at 6:32pm

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I still just don't get it... you can fuck people just as easily while single I promise why not just do that?

Submitted by Veritas143 on Nov 27, 10 at 6:26pm

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- Agreed.
  
  Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 27, 10 at 9:38pm
  
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wow you have no self respect.

Submitted by steeldude on Nov 27, 10 at 4:41pm

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- that can mean one or both, but, yeah....
  
  Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 2:10am
  
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To the boyfriend: GTFO. Now!

Submitted by flexylexy on Nov 27, 10 at 5:57pm

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Did you atleast pay him for the pizza delivery afterwards?

Submitted by totes_mcgoats on Nov 27, 10 at 8:52pm

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Too bad OSU ass raped your wolverines for the 7th year in a row. Go Bucks!!!

Submitted by Pryor4Heisman on Nov 27, 10 at 10:31pm

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I'd rather it be an Ohio State fan then a poor Michigan fan.

Submitted by jub1lee on Nov 27, 10 at 6:32pm

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I feel bad for the OSU fan.

Submitted by mmtska on Nov 27, 10 at 6:39pm

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O-H !!!

Submitted by ilovewhores on Nov 27, 10 at 6:23pm

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- I-O !!!
  
  Submitted by fife on Nov 27, 10 at 9:12pm
  
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"Hang on Sloppy.... Sloppy hang on!" I hope he came in you! At least you have something in you of value!

Submitted by buddhaman99 on Nov 27, 10 at 8:34pm

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- If the Sloppy/Sloopy mix-up was on purpose, I give mad props to you.
  
  Submitted by dlm9891 on Nov 28, 10 at 3:05am
  
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How do you keep a wolverine from masterbating? Paint it's dick scarlet and grey and it won't beat it for at least 7 years!!! Go bucks!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 10 at 3:55pm

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Poor osu fann, he mustve been drunk off his ass to fuck a Michigan fann. Oh and your a dumb whore.

Submitted by wegrzyn on Nov 27, 10 at 10:51pm

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- Translation of OSU fucktard rant (by a UM student of superior intelligence).\n\n"Poor OSU fan, he MUST HAVE been drunk off OF his ass to fuck a Michigan fan. Oh, and YOU'RE a dumb whore."
  
  Submitted by kuheyelee on Nov 28, 10 at 2:46am
  
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Shame on you, for both parts of that statement.

Submitted by Stotan1228 on Nov 27, 10 at 6:18pm

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Ann Arbor is a whore

Submitted by evrythngisrltv on Nov 28, 10 at 12:29pm

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- Then why didn't you get in?
  
  Submitted by omnomnom54 on May 22, 11 at 10:35pm
  
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fuck the buckeyes

Submitted by pinkpandas on Nov 27, 10 at 7:13pm

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Buckeye fans know how to do it right

Submitted by JC235 on Nov 27, 10 at 6:59pm

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i am neither an ohio or michigan fan coming from indiana but does anyone else notice how any comment supporting the buckeys has terrible spelling and grammar issues? ie: dooshbag?? haha rly??? dear god...

Submitted by NavyWife21 on Nov 28, 10 at 2:34pm

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- I* am neither an Ohio* State* or Michigan* fan (coming from Indiana*)*, but does anyone else notice how any comment supporting the Buckeyes* has terrible spelling and grammatical* issues? Haha*, really*?. Dear* God*
  
  Submitted by BuckeyeGuy on Mar 9, 11 at 10:21pm
  
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Is it because you fucked someone who knows talent?

Submitted by USAisboss on Nov 27, 10 at 10:31pm

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You are a disgrace to the state. Hopefully no reproduction happened fired.

Submitted by Michguy on Nov 27, 10 at 8:57pm

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buckeyes are the shit!!!! you should feel honored!

Submitted by jlegend on Nov 28, 10 at 12:10am

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hahahahahahahahhahahaahah Go bucks

Submitted by mills2011 on Nov 29, 10 at 12:13pm

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Ohio. Birthplace of aviation, superman, and the pro football hall of fame. Oh and fuck you Michigan.

Submitted by duggernaught on Nov 30, 10 at 3:20pm

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Honey you just became single again with a bonus if being a slut now.

Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 27, 10 at 7:58pm

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The Webster definition of a buckeye is a hairless nut of no economic value

Submitted by jaredbark on Nov 28, 10 at 12:08am

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- Don't forget that they're also poisonous
  
  Submitted by tcdunla13 on Nov 28, 10 at 1:36pm
  
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Wow what a whore. At least have the courtesy to break up with ur boyfriend if u plan on sleeping with someone else. Poor guy.

Submitted by hoe_fo_sho69 on Nov 28, 10 at 4:29pm

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As you should be

Submitted by kimberlite on Nov 27, 10 at 5:58pm

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Go Bucks!!

Submitted by turbo101 on Nov 28, 10 at 10:41am

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you're just jealous we have talent and that michigan couldnt even hold their own in the game

Submitted by singedlace on Nov 28, 10 at 6:37pm

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GOOOOO BLUUUUUUEEE bitchessss

Submitted by partybuddha on Nov 29, 10 at 11:59pm

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I love how NavyWife21 spelled several things wrong. Plus her grammar and capitalization wasn't too great. But, yeah, good plan. Say stuff about other people.

Submitted by ohhbabyitsmegan on Nov 28, 10 at 10:17pm

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Pro-tip question 1: are you a dooshbag/wench? If they answer 'yes, go buckeyes' move on.

Submitted by cmwings on Nov 27, 10 at 6:44pm

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My friends toilet cover says "Flush twice, it's a long way to Ohio..." LOL

Submitted by BlaqMagic on Nov 28, 10 at 6:26am

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i totally agree with signedlace Michigan Blows Donkey Dick and So does there coach who is from WVU .........so that says alot about them Ha !

Submitted by mills2011 on Nov 29, 10 at 12:15pm

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Funny. I'm having trouble picking sides here, since I'd like to see Penn State kick both your asses. My question: what would the child be like? Possibly the anti-Christ?

Submitted by cgknoxmd on Nov 29, 10 at 9:30am

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The Buckeye fan should be upset. You should feel honored.

Submitted by dlm9891 on Nov 28, 10 at 3:07am

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And ppl wonder why I say women are whores. \nhttp://thegulfcoasthonky.blogspot.com

Submitted by gulfcoasthonky on Nov 27, 10 at 10:22pm

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I wonder if your bf will feel the same way.

Submitted by SALIA on Nov 28, 10 at 2:55am

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@NavyWife1: "dooshbag" comment was in favor of Michigan. And, learn grammar.

Submitted by kevxster on Nov 29, 10 at 9:00pm

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Maybe you bf will feel the same way.

Submitted by swallows on Nov 30, 10 at 9:05am

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buckeyes numba 1 baby!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 10 at 9:26am

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You are a fucking cunt I hope you get an STD bitch!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Misssbarry on Nov 27, 10 at 10:46pm

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- but if she gets an std, everything would just be worse off cuz she would spread it to a bunch of other people who may or may not deserve it.
  
  Submitted by quwoosh on Nov 27, 10 at 11:33pm
  
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fuck all these hoes

Submitted by NataSept on Nov 27, 10 at 7:53pm

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Slut. Have some self respect.

Submitted by Doppler on Nov 29, 10 at 11:59pm

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Stupid whore

Submitted by meri3 on Feb 7, 11 at 7:23am

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First!

Submitted by LSA on Nov 27, 10 at 4:41pm

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Teach me how to bucky!

Submitted by starkn24 on Nov 29, 10 at 4:16pm

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Buck the fuckeyes!\nGo Green! Go white!

Submitted by FatgirlFail on Nov 28, 10 at 12:09am

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O-H!\n\n;)

Submitted by JSleazy15 on Jul 6, 11 at 8:59pm

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next time call me damn...why lower ur standards so far down girl

Submitted by yngstud4u on Nov 27, 10 at 5:06pm

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HAHA !! fucked up yo !

Submitted by BillGates3 on Dec 1, 10 at 3:41pm

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