Calm down. Mormon missionaries know when to loosen up and have some fun, but they are some of the hardest working individuals you will ever meet. They are given such little credit for it. Why does everyone hate on Mormons. We are human beings too, and for the record, if you don't believe the same as us, we don't believe you're going to hell. So no, we're not banging on doors to "save your soul from eternal damnation".
@7:51PM:
I didn't hate the Mormons until they started seriously campaigning for institutionalized homophobia. That's when you fucks broke the rule of "you believe what you believe, I'll believe what I believe, and we can be good neighbors."
I don't know. I think with the Mormons you gotta take it on a person by person basis. I've worked with plenty of mormons over the course of my life, some are pushy, some are chill. Some became really good friends and everything. So the idea of hating all Mormons is a bit ridiculous to me.
oh reallllly 11:54?
so the over 13 million members of the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints on this earth is proof that missionaries have no effect when we started with one farm boy in 1830?
hmmm. one to over 13 million in 179 years?
i guess your right. missionaries have no effect on anyone.
Oh my god, i hate god, i hate ppl who pray when something bad happens to them, i hate ppl who trying to tell me that i am going to hell. Sue me bitches
Witchcraft is total crap? Then why are Christians so afraid of it? If they didn't believe in it, they wouldn't hate it so much... I love it when the muggles eyes get big - "You're a WHAT???"
Two years away from friends and family. And for what? Acceptance into a "heaven" that some guy who says he dug up gold tablets in America (which no one ever saw) invented.
Worst "flavor" of Christianity ever.
wow this is great...mormons stil suck, so do jehovah's witnesses...wicca makes about as much sense as monkeys throwing feces at each other...and i dont push my beliefs on people, in fatc i try not to talk about my beliefs seeing as people wil believe whatever they want, but how can you not believe in a higher power? i think steven hawking was trying to prove whether or not god existed through mathematics
okay kids, let's take a minute to remember one of my personal favorite quotes from high school history class. "Religion is the opiate of the masses." I think it's pretty safe to say that Karl Marx is a fairly reputable authority on influencing of said masses.
"Women who work out side of the home... creates an independence that is not cooperative."
- Spencer W. Kimball
That's where my problems with Mormons begins.
Mormons are pretty awesome until you find them hounding you down between classes everyday in the main drag trying to recruit you then its just annoying leave the poor students alone!
btw spencer w kimball said that in the 70s just so you know. EVERY religion has their own input on family and family roles but as the world changes so does the view of the church. But you should check your facts mormons families are amazing their divorce rate is like none and whens the last time you and your family all sat together and ate dinner together and sat and played a board game as a family or watched at movie together...yeaa didnt think so they must be doing something right
7:51 sums it up, being a missionary is very tough, two years away from ur friends and family. If they annoy you, tell them that you aren't interested, its that simple.
Go Mormons!
No one cares if an anonymous person is mormon, likes mormons, or hates mormons. You wanna preach, go write a fucking blog or something. Just enjoy the texts.
As a Person who lives in SL, UT (<--haha) I can tell you that it is ALWAYS a good idea to mess with mormons. Answering the door in your underwear is a step in the right direction. Next you should have invited them in for a glass of water and a chat. While sitting there you should have proceeded to remove your Bra, stating that it is "Too hot in here"
An old friend of mine once answered the door on a Saturday morning in his boxer shorts and there were the Jehova's Witnesses. Blah blah, jesus, blah blah.
He was a skinny white boy, and his VERY muscled black Dominican boyfriend came up behind him, stark naked, wrapped his arms around my friend and said "who is it honey?"
They had seen Jesus.
I agree with 8:40, Mormons or any other religion have no right to walk up to people in their houses, talking about religion. That is just a lack of privacy. If people wanted to be in your religion they would join your church. Not because you're annoying people in the privacy of their own homes.
I used to strip down to my panties (no bra) when I knew it was the missionaries at the door, just to make them awkward! I have also offered them my weed and beer for kicks. I may not be the devil, but I'm working on his behalf!
7:51
True enough but you shouldn't be banging on peoples doors in the first place. Number one, it's annoying and gets you a bad rap and number two it's the wrong way to witness to people. No one likes being walked up to on the street, handed things on the bus or disturbed in the quiet of their own homes, it causes people to auto shut you out and label anything you try to tell them as wacko religious crap.
11:48
I think what 11:19 is saying is that being living proof should be enough because god knows no one is taking you serious when you march up to their houses in matching white shirts and ties.
10:48pm
How can I not believe in a higher power? Easy, it's a rediculous notion. 1:45am has the right idea. So, how did Mr. Hawkings math proof turn out? Right, inconclusive, just like it will always be. Do you remember when you used to believe in santa, or the tooth fairy? Felt pretty stupid when you found out that was fake huh? Get used to that feeling.
I totally support missionaries! Just not mormon ones - the craziest and rudest and most annoying brown nosing SOBs I've ever met were MORMON. Sorry I don't believe in your cult! Leave me the F alone!
Ha two mormons saw me when I was tanning topless by my pool.. it was so awkward especially when they asked if they could talk to me about the lord jesus christ
wow 11:40, you don't have to believe in that stuff but there is no reason to go shitting on what other peoples faith just because you dont hold the same beliefs. i personally dont beleive in god but i dont feel the need to go dumping on people who do. asshole
any person who practices a religion and feels the need to go door to door to convince people to believe with them frankly doesn't believe the religion enough themselves. They are afraid of being a minority or believers who "could be wrong"... Religion should be personal, if you are naive enough to fall for it.
@7:02" you would be kicking yourselves in the ass for being so racist towards them"
uhhhhh racist refers to race you dumbass..it's kind of self explanatory. Anyways i live in utah and really there are some really pushy mormons here and some really cool ones, but the worst is when kids are a week away from leaving on their misson and I'll see them taking a huge hit at a party and chasing that with a jagerbomb...
sooo im gonna say a huge percentage of them are hypocrites.
I'm a ex-mormon. The missionaries would always go to my boyfriends house and try talking to him about the religion. He'd tell them it's okay his gf was Mormon so they'd talk to him a little and out of nowhere he'd be like... Oh we have lots of sex. They thought it was hilarious. Mormon missionaries are still human. They cannnn take a joke. They aren'yt horrible people for their religion, even if I don't think its right. I wish people would grow up.
Had a girl once, totally devout Mormon, and all she wanted to do was drill. She would get naked any time, any place. Once sucked my cock with a cough drop in her mouth while I was on a business call, because she felt like doing it. GREAT in the sack. I guess the Mormons taught her that! I miss that girl. Little Mary Jane, the Mormon.
@1:57 you couldn't have put it any better way. thank you, thank you, thank you.
is it weird that the only thing i pray for is a pair of missionaries to show up at my door so i can show them what they're missing out on..?
I'm a wiccan soooo....... Were pretty lose here! And wicca isn't crap like people say, it's a pretty good way of life but I don't go hexing people and all that shit
Op You were a sign from whatever higher power exists that mormonism is wrong. The LDS church is merely a popular cult. Mormons don't even follow all the tenets of their own religion. Most of the members I've met practice because of family pressure and not devoutness.
Why did this become a religious debate, were missing the point of the whore exposing her self to modest men that will have to tell their mission president what they saw, lol.
u.s. military is pretty awesome until you find them stirring shit up and making the world a more dangerous place. why dont you leave the world alone and chill out!yeah, i said it!so what?
Haha. I had a chick answer the door naked when I was a Mormon Missionary! BEST. STORY. EVER!!!
I'm not sure if it's really that the "mormons" are that annoying or if it's just the 19 year old kids not knowing what the hell they're doing. Good intentions though. They're just experiencing the world. Play nice.
I'm a mormon and I think every one of yall on here that's like "I hate Mormons" are fucking stupid.. It's the same as any other religion... We aren't perfect no one is.. I love this site cause it makes me laugh.. It's the truth.. Just because I'm Mormon doesn't mean I can't read this stuff..
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