RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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