The purple dino text was obviously a 13 year old. Go back to your avatars and Myspace pages where "RAWR" and a miscolored extinct animal are actually accepted.
Fucker.
im sure the people sitting next to people aren't actually texting back... but how would we know they were sitting next to them if they didn't say it somewhere.
$10 says purple dino kid wasn't even high/drunk.
$10 more says they pretended to drink half a beer before texting that.
$20 if they were in brightly coloured skinny jeans.
to get a text accepted on this site, it should involve "sitting right next to you," "new high/low," something about vodka hiding in orange juice, and unhygenic vaginas. that is the magic formula.
@8:54 what if one text included all? that would be a magical text thats just about as funny as kicking an autistic kid in the face with steel toed boots. kind of like this text.
This is dumb. I've had a few friends submit classic texts and none have been posted. I'm just going to start submitting texts that has a response of "you're sitting right next to me" 'cause apparently those all get posted.
Lame.
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