You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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