Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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