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  • At least it was not a tuna melt

    Submitted by SnotNose on May 23, 13 at 5:57pm
  • Go for it. Some strip clubs actually have surprisingly good food--they make their money back on other stuff.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 23, 13 at 11:02pm
  • Centerfolds in Sacramento, excellent French Dip if I do say so myself

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 23, 13 at 9:11pm
  • Just don't open and close the sandwich while looking at some snatch.

    Submitted by OllieFranks on May 23, 13 at 6:13pm
  • You are gonna get extra cheese...

    Submitted by Sancho69 on May 23, 13 at 5:40pm
  • If one of the go go girls made it for you marry her!

    Submitted by sven308 on May 24, 13 at 4:30am
  • You only live once. Heart disease and venereal disease sounds like a fitting combo.

    Submitted by BigBadWolf92782 on May 23, 13 at 9:27pm
  • Never. Ever.

    Submitted by taterslc on May 23, 13 at 10:36pm
  • You are gonna be taking a weird shit tomorrow.

    Submitted by nilesf1 on May 23, 13 at 8:33pm
  • Don't eat pink taco

    Submitted by mpawar on May 23, 13 at 8:04pm
  • Don't eat at the strip club, it takes away time you could be buying dances.

    Submitted by 478 on May 23, 13 at 8:59pm
  • ... or the greatest idea?

    Submitted by bhinks on May 24, 13 at 8:56am
  • better than getting a roast beef sandwich.

    Submitted by mmtija on May 27, 13 at 3:51pm
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