Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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