his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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