Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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