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  The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.

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• i read this shit alot, best text ive seen in a while.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:53am

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• Classy ... Plaza of *lil stubbz*

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:49am

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• Tell him to stop that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:57am

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• best text in quite a while - because yes there are still pape rboys around (6:58)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:06am

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• Stay classy Central Illinois

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:21pm

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• You're fucked in the ass

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:57am

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• Fake! Everyone gets their papers from the fat women in the shitty minivan now. They usually have the side door open with their overweight daughter throwing the papers as the Mom drives.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:58am

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• what neighborhood has a paperboy anymore?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:46am

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• pleas tell me who sent this is...and my parents get their paper delivered by the fat mother and daughter in the shitty van too!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:38am

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• 4:09 it is NOT good, dummy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:32am

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• 6:58 are you retarded? Paperboys still do exist and roam all over the place. Many neighborhoods still have paperboys.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:25am

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• Banana hellza funny!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:36am

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• great fucking night.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:27pm

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• herbert did you write this

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:55pm

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• 4:30 stop talking about mixing things with the v thing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:39am

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• did you wake up as the paper was being shoved up your ass?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:13pm

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• did he fuck you in the ass again?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:34am

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• i kno i am but what are you?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:34am

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• Oh yea that was me lol I don't understand how You pass Out in your yard lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:35am

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• deffinately someone from the dirty d... gotta be lol... reminds me of waking up in someones backyard under this shrub with there dog licking my face... ah good times

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:34pm

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• Absolutely hystarical!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:48pm

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• HAHAHA mate, you and my dad both man. You and my dad both.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:35am

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• I like being fucked in the ass! -quiet guy being fucked analy in the corner

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:25am

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• You're the fat mother

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:11am

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• I .... don't get it .... paperboy?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:22am

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• 11:11 identify yourself right this instant!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:17am

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