idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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