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  • Hey Gabriel, hit me up with the shrimp

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:06am
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  • It wasn't the egg rolls, it was the ecstasy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:30pm
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  • It's "it wasn't the ecstasy, it was the eggrolls"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 8:54am
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  • listen you beautiful bitch, i'm about to fuck you up with some truth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:56pm
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  • don't stare at me with those dead eyes you church bitch! instantly i regret saying that

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:50pm
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  • You're ruining my sideing. FUCK your sideing

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:17am
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  • Im pretty happy that I have the most replies in the entire 613 on textsfromlastnight...werd...here's a few good quotes for the fans "what did you just blow robocop?" “I’m not going to stop yelling because that would mean, I lost the fight!” “What did I tell you, put something nice on. You look like a busted Daytona stripper.” “I play real sports…not trying to be the best at exercising.”

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:53pm
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  • uh...did you just cum in your pants?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:04pm
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  • Oh East Bound and Down... How I so appreciate you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:34pm
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  • Stevie...Stevie Genowski

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:15pm
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  • im the man with the ball, im the man that can throw the ball fast as fuck ,and thats why im the best in the world, kiss my ass, suck my dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:39pm
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  • The man with the golden dick.......Good old Dr. cock N balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:21pm
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  • IM FUCKING IN, YOU"RE FUCKING OUT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:46pm
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  • I'm goin to Sha-Booms!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:06pm
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