RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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