I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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