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  • yea that shit is awful...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:07pm
  • Ohh yes the asked me if my penis would star in it? At first i thought they were trying to say it's big, then i relaized they ment because it's green and ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:44pm
  • I watched Cleavagefield and thought it was hysterical. The part where the monster sneezes on them and they have to go take a group shower. I about shit myself from laughing so hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:38am
  • 12:47- someone who thinks they are creative and witty, but fails gloriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:37am
  • Softcore porn isn't a bad thing, it works and it's nice to not have male genitalia filling my screen. I prefer girl-on-girl porn, anyway. Especially if it's hardcore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:08am
  • cleavegefield sucked ass dude... 99% of skinemax porns suck dude.. couldnt even wack off to that bullshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:37pm
  • that movie was hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:09pm
  • Seen it on Skinamax. Not so hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:38pm
  • I do like the idea of soft-core. No male genitalia to be bothered with. But this movie doesn't even keep true to Cloverfield. If they're going to use the catchy name, they at least have to keep to the story line

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:29am
  • Soft core isn't about being hot, it's about being hilarious. Side note, Cleavagefield was on the other note, and it was indeed hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:46am
  • yeah it is definitely one of the worse ones on Cinemax

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:39pm
  • Cloverfield was fucking horrible, so I can only imagine what this would be like..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:12am
  • Lol was flippin thru the channels at my parents house n stopped on this on accident cuz i thought it said cloverfield, which i thought was a movie, n my mom was like, ummmm what are we watching. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:11am
  • Yeah, I love all the softcore porn titles on cable movie channels. There was one called Super Ninja Doll, and the villains could only keep their powers by having sex. They only show softcore porn so 14 year old boys have something to talk about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:25am
  • A really bad softcore with ugly, old chicks. I wouldn't watch it if I saw it on again either. Not one of Skinamax's best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:40pm
  • Seen it. Soft core = lame. Ps- I'm a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:26pm
  • what bothers me is not the low quality of this porn but the fact that i have submitted hilarious texts and this makes the page.. epic fail TFLN epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:08pm
  • Super Ninja Doll was ok thou

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:33am
  • that movie sucked balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:23pm
  • Wtf is slootermcgavin?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:47am
  • oh my god, i watched part of it on some random movie channel the other night. boring, and the movie on after it was literally PG. like uhhh what?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:59pm
  • You know you liked it!!! You were so on my couch as me and 3 other girls were watching it, silly!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:16pm
  • hahaha i saw that on like showtime a week ago, put it on thinking it was cloverfield, i was with my mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:29pm
  • Cleavagefield and hills have thighs was pretty entertaining

    Submitted by smithersrh on Aug 9, 10 at 4:00am
  • "That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard! Can you tell it again?! Do you have time?" -SlooterMcGavin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:30pm
  • LOL. Saw that on tv a few weeks back. Horrible acting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:54pm
  • June 16, 2009 8:26PM i agree it was fucking retarded. i too am a chick :P terrible acting and stuff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:33pm
  • try DD's & Derrieres 3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:29pm
  • cleavagefield is by far the worst "porn" ever.... the "monster" reminds me of Barney the Dinosaur

    Submitted by kazkayde on Sep 18, 11 at 3:19pm
  • although cleavagefield sucked balls (no pun intended) the soundtrack for one of the scenes (pussy pussy bam bam) i have it on my itunes it makes my day just that much better lol!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:34pm
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