I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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