Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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