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• U stole that from Daniel tosh

  Submitted by AnnieBelle on Aug 5, 10 at 10:30am

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• Does he serve it to you at least?

  Submitted by HHScrew on Aug 5, 10 at 10:16am

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• Way to steal from tosh you unorigional f@gg0t

  Submitted by guitar_boy on Aug 5, 10 at 1:58pm

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• The breakfast of champions (/sluts)

  Submitted by dilorenzo on Aug 5, 10 at 10:16am

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• Doin the same thing

  Submitted by BRiANAA on Aug 5, 10 at 10:37am

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• I'm so sick of these morning after pill/plan b txts !! Can't you whores take the pill, get the shot- sumthing???? It's so fukin annoying to read these slut txts day after day

  Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 5, 10 at 4:49pm

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  • Can't you manwhores learn to wear a condom and not complain about it? Seriously.

    Submitted by kaileykela on Aug 7, 10 at 11:43am

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  • The word fucking has both a "C" and a "G" in it. If you're going to be profane at least do it correctly.

    Submitted by MickChick on Aug 8, 10 at 11:49pm

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• Just no...

  Submitted by cherrytulips on Aug 7, 10 at 1:34am

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• I hate people that steal jokes

  Submitted by grantwhite on Aug 5, 10 at 6:17pm

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• I don't get it?

  Submitted by 313penthouse on Aug 5, 10 at 10:43am

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• is it mothers day? oh wait...

  Submitted by Widget4nz on Aug 5, 10 at 10:50am

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• U people have waaaayyyy too much time on ur hands to know, identify and bust out on a Tosh quote.

  Submitted by wildkard1 on Aug 7, 10 at 10:29pm

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• Stolen from daniel tosh.

  Submitted by gasdaddy on Aug 5, 10 at 3:33pm

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• how do you people know it wasnt dan who sent this text

  Submitted by creepster11 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:21am

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• What no egg sandwich

  Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 5, 10 at 10:25am

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• Wow.... You're cool.... I hope you end up with a vaginal rash n huge uterine fibroids..... That means you'll be too gross to fuck n have terribly disgusting periods!! Douche bag!

  Submitted by maynard on Aug 5, 10 at 11:44am

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• So many people care way to much about these texts. Chill out or go complain about something worthwhile.

  Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Aug 6, 10 at 12:37am

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• Ummmm...

  Submitted by whoremonesx3 on Aug 5, 10 at 11:05am

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• How did u like the vomiting....u slut!!! grow up!!!!!

  Submitted by tmmundy on Aug 7, 10 at 2:54pm

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• Maynard, the letter "n" is not a word :)

  Submitted by texter101 on Aug 5, 10 at 11:51am

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• Gayyyy

  Submitted by blookredfreakk on Aug 5, 10 at 11:30am

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