My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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