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  you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.

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• I remember when I had my first beer...

  Submitted by android69 on Aug 2, 10 at 6:04pm

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• I just don't know sometimes.....

  Submitted by thatPHAN on Aug 2, 10 at 4:31pm

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• thats fucked up

  Submitted by leahannex on Aug 3, 10 at 1:46am

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• Rule: If you drop your phone onto a penis drawn in anything that makes a mess, IT IS CONSIDERED A BJ IF YOU LIKE THE STUFF OFF YOUR PHONE! No exceptions of course.

  Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 2, 10 at 6:08pm

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  • lick.....

    Submitted by skootles on Aug 2, 10 at 6:22pm

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• HAHAHA drunk

  Submitted by whatchasaying on Aug 3, 10 at 8:17am

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• Mom?

  Submitted by snarkyfellow420 on Aug 2, 10 at 5:51pm

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• That made me chuckle.

  Submitted by Livindeadgrl on Aug 2, 10 at 5:08pm

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• Stay classy, Maryland.

  Submitted by rokqueen on Aug 3, 10 at 3:32am

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• Sounds like a fat chick in need of penis

  Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 2, 10 at 8:32pm

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• There's just something about this that makes me laughhh

  Submitted by cmillss on Aug 2, 10 at 7:40pm

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• Haha what were they on??

  Submitted by vlh567 on Aug 2, 10 at 4:37pm

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• What if it's a guy?

  Submitted by pooponyadong on Aug 3, 10 at 4:17pm

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• greaaat night lmao

  Submitted by lane6 on Aug 2, 10 at 10:51pm

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• Prolly tha good shit :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 4:41pm

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• Mmm.. slurrrpppp.

  Submitted by sinistar on Aug 3, 10 at 7:38am

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• That high.

  Submitted by OSU_girl on Aug 2, 10 at 7:47pm

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• LQTM...

  Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Aug 3, 10 at 6:13am

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• Makes me ashamed to live here. Wasn't that funny I don't think

  Submitted by xx240 on Aug 3, 10 at 10:25am

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• I think blue cheese more suited to penile art

  Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 7:43pm

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• This is from a guy to a guy

  Submitted by skeezer on Aug 3, 10 at 11:04am

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• Way too go fat girl!

  Submitted by zizzu on Aug 2, 10 at 11:35pm

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• This has teenager written alllll over it.

  Submitted by Ash77 on Aug 2, 10 at 6:10pm

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• HAHA

  Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 3, 10 at 2:33pm

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• If it's a fat chick, that's hot

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 11:37pm

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• take vids?

  Submitted by flylikeaneagle on Aug 3, 10 at 1:33pm

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