just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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