Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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As evidenced by your bruised knees and the fact you own an ipad, you sucked a lot of dick last night.
oh thank god. I thought I was the only one without one of those things...
Wanna get away?
I thought this was from a chick cuz you were complaining so much but then you said penis, and I thought, nope just some bitchy dude crying.
Why would you have dick pics from anyone else on your phone?
Hopefully you swallowed...
Nursing Diagnosis: Ineffective coping related to being a pu$$y secondary to revocation of man card.
You can't find your ipad because it got thrown in the blender when you wanted to make apple juice...
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