Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
NoShamevember. You game?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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