Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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