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  • My friend and I got drunk one night and applied to Harvard. We both wrote in our statement of intent that we wanted to go there simply so we could try and fuck Natalie Portman. For some reason they did not take us seriously...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:17pm
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  • Dude ivy league girls love to fuck. They do it to anyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:22pm
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  • What a bunch of bigoted assholes. Get the heck off this site LOSERS. And no, I'm not Asian. Pathetic, insecurities.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:41pm
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  • Asians are funny, aren't they?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:22pm
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  • @ 4:12, I believe that's the idea...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:23pm
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  • @2:27 God damned racist. Go back to your rock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:11pm
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  • 5:46 Hahahahahahahaha! Ching chong wring wong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:56pm
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  • easily the funniest tfln in a while.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:46pm
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  • Ivy League girls at schools OTHER than Harvard are dtf. Have you ever been to Harvard? The campus is a ghost town on the weekend. They don't party for shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:55pm
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  • 4:17--you paid $60 for a dumb joke--I think not. 4:55--you are also wrong. Girls at all the Ivy's are ugly/prude. Trust me, I know. if you want to get laid/be successful, go to Arizona State, get yourself a nice 4.0, then Harvard Law/Business will accept you anyway and you'll be all set. -Ivy League Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:29pm
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  • how is it relevant whether it was an asian kid?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:05pm
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  • 4 incher right here!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:56pm
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  • 8:03 wooh! yeah Lancaster :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:30pm
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  • Maybe so kid, but until then it's Wax on, Whacks off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:03pm
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  • ...I may or may not have been responsible for that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:38am
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  • Statement of intent... hmmm... It's a fucking Ivy League degree. Hello, set for life. That is my intent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:38pm
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  • @5:29 is that true?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:51am
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  • Asian are nice people they little cheap but they have good heart unless you motherfucker are all self fish !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:24pm
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  • I have no doubt this was from Jon Gosselin! Representin Lancaster

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:04pm
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  • Go to rutgers you'll get a real fucking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:00pm
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  • Ching chang bing bang bong ping poow! Karate kick woopah! Go fo it Kung fu prince! Herroow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:46pm
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  • First fuck all you guys I'm the best in the world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:21pm
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  • hahvahd is all talk ... not that great in actuality...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:50am
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  • @2:24, \nSelf fish? I think you mean selfish lmao.

    Submitted by Haydani on Jan 11, 11 at 9:23am
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  • 5:29 is wrong becuz the ivy league schools will pick the better-looking student everytime between a pair of academically equal candidates...

    Submitted by nickymys on Mar 2, 10 at 10:54pm
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  • Asian stereotypes are hilarious and still socially acceptable no matter how racist I love it!!! Haha I m

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:45pm
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