Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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