No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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