I am an Australian chick and no we don't dress like Dundee or drink Foster's. And no there arent kangaroos hopping down the main street of sydney. Do we drink alot? yes... so that explains the passing out... the cocaine? Im sure the aussie girls would have had definately had something to do with its misterious appearance haha
Don't tell them that, it's so fun convincing americans that we have pet crocodiles and ride in and kangaroo's pouch to work and drop bear.... Ooh the drop bears
dont you guys know all australian people make it very obvious by dressing like crocodile dundee and keeping cans of Fosters and Outback Steakhouse menus on them at all times?
209 agreed, I don't know 1 person who has ever drank fosters.. we keep the good beer and send that shit overseas
308 aussie tramp stamp would be the southern cross
Kangaroos are an environmentally friendly form of transport, clearly more sustainable than gm
if the 2 babes were passed out how did he know they were Australian? Either they have an Aussie flag as a tramp stamp or the OP is lying. Hmmmm.....Anyone want to speak for the OP?
this is soo strange, me and my twin sister are australian and we were passed out at this guys house a few weeks ago, we had been drinking coke. He said we could sleep there but he was pretty drunk.. i'm not lying, but this is a strange coincidence
ahhh...dam aussies. It really sounds like you live in whistler because Whis is infested with cokehead australians. And remember kids, always double cap it with an aussie.
I'm Australian, and we wouldn't even think about drinking Fosters, we all know that stuff is shit. We can't even get it here I'm pretty sure. Misconceptions you Americans make up are so stupidly funny seriously haha. Oh, and we can drive cars just fine thank you very much, we're not that primitive.
The reason I know this one is fake (not that it really matters).... when you do coke you remember everything, even if you were on the way to blacking out, once you do the coke it "sobers" you up, at least from the effects of alcohol
hahaha yeah, hell the only place I've ever seen a can of fosters was in a souvenear shop with other supposed awesome aussie beers (VB, reshers XXX gold) can't remember the rest but raw tripe
ok one australian chicks are fucking disgusting usually and two: 8:04-"The reason I know this one is fake (not that it really matters).... "
exactly. it doesnt fuckin matter so just shut up and get some friends no one cares if its fake or not
A "whole bunch of coke"....u must have a whole bunch of money missing cus that's unbeleivably expensive....by the way nobody likes you because this is fake
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